urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

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gryffinewt:

princeowl:

that x files post where someone is like “i cant believe mulder thinks this flying dorito chip is a ufo” because BLACK TRIANGLES ARE ONE OF THE MOST COMMONLY SIGHTED UFOS. LEARN THE FACTS BEFORE YOU POST BULLSHIT

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"This movie is really dark. There were so many people being killed off in the first five minutes of the movie, and there was no love between any of the characters in the movie… It posited a world that I don’t want to live in, sharknado or no."

- June Diane Raphael, on Sharknado (x)

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topic of the day: who do you think has the smallest dick in 1d 

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  • nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
  • me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.





andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

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graceebooks:

thinking we shouldn’t look for aliens because if we find them they will go to hell sums up christian fundamentalism completely




Lately I have to wait till I’m exhausted to fall asleep and then I don’t sleep for long…maybe 7 hours (not enough for me). And consequently I’m always tired and it’s awful…I don’t wanna do anything AT ALL because all I ever feel like my body wants to do is sleep, but it can’t. On the rare occasions I get adequate sleep I feel amazing the next day and have energy to do my hobbies and mundane chores alike, which makes me think it’s lack of sleep that makes me feel like shit…but then the question is why can’t I sleep




joe-hockey:

I AM SCREAMIG AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHNGMFNSNSF

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